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funny Cofe and Software
Tuesday, November 21, 2006 (16:00:00)
Posted by jalex
Java programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
I'm very efficient at work.
I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 yrs.
Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo.
I make lousy coffee. That's why I put bourbon in it....
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
Is there life before coffee?
Sleep: Body function indicating lack of coffee.
Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins