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Java programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.

java programmer turns cofe into software

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

I'm very efficient at work.
I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 yrs.

Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo.

I make lousy coffee. That's why I put bourbon in it....

I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?

Is there life before coffee?

Sleep: Body function indicating lack of coffee.

while(!Coffee) _Panic()

Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins

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